sociopathic—tendencies:

{licks his lips and looks up from his phone} They are sealed. The germs are not going to get out unless it is broken. {moves up from his spot to the kitchen, standing behind the other} I fail to see why this is still a problem…

Well, yes, I know they are sealed! I see them right there. I’m not blind, you know. {John opened the fridge again, letting the detective survey its contents himself.} But there isn’t anything else in here to use, and I am not using severed human pieces to make a meal. So that, Sherlock, is a problem.

doctornumbereleven:

“Hello! I’m the Doctor, just the Doctor. Pleasure to meet you!”

With the cheerful smile from the young woman, John couldn’t restrain the grin that he too came to share. “Just the Doctor?” he began with a hint of confusion, though he decided not to press on. Perhaps it was just a nickname she fancied herself with. “It’s John Watson, also a doctor,” the man began with a small laugh before holding his hand out in front of him. “It’s really a pleasure to meet you, too.”

wesleyandcompany:

He’ll live in my flat then! But he’s staying and that is that! 

{John nodded in acknowledgement.} Alright, alright, if he’s staying with you then I have no objections! {And, of course, he’s quite pleased enough knowing he wouldn’t have to worry about caring for a badger and the childish detective he had the unfortunate pleasure of living with.} You can keep Little Sir for as long as you’d like without a word from me.

sociopathic—tendencies:

I’m trying to save the world, John. I don’t have time to make my own food. {takes out iPod and sits down on the couch}

Save the world is a bit of an exaggeration, even for you. {Still, even after he lets out a frustrated complaint, he walks towards the kitchen and open the fridge.} Mhm, well, considering what you’ve decided to not trash, would you like a jar full of fingers or a package of toes. {And he shuts the fridge only to turn around sharply with a glare.} Both great choices, I’m sure.

wesleyandcompany:

Well…that depends on your opinion of Little Sir. 

You should expect some very bitter days ahead of you insist on kicking him out.  

You do realize that our flat couldn’t possible be deemed to be a safe environment for a badger, right? He’d die within the first few hours with Sherlock’s experiments.

sociopathic—tendencies:

John, we should make some food.

#And by we #I mean you
…You’re completely capable of making your own meal, Sherlock, may I remind you?

wesleyandcompany:

I suppose it depends on your opinion of hedgehogs. It was meant as a compliment though. 

I never exactly expected you to leave me an insult, Wesley.

sociopathic—tendencies:

{Rolls his eyes with a huff and crosses his arms over his chest}

John, I’m not causes any harm to you computer, nor do I go look at your videos. Just… {sighs} My laptop is not with in reach and a few moments can make and break a case.

{John watches him warily, seemingly indifferent to the man’s plight.} Do you even remotely understand how impossible you are, Sherlock?

(Source: unethical--rush)